Tuesday, 27 June 2017

How NOT!  To be safe while flying a home made plane
L.G use precise verbs 
S.O.S Havent used get,grab,put.
          -Inclued humour
If you're a Daredevil and want to get really  badly hurt in a plane machine thing then read on.


1:Do NOT!  Add seat belts,air bags and pillows or any safety stuff to your machine.


2:Do NOT!  Check your runway for rocks,hills and while you're at it make sure it goes off a nice short cliff with either a pond with crocodiles or a BIG pit of fire.


3:Make sure  to  NOT!    Fully screw the screws in and don’t use super glue just use normal glue.


4:place a cardboard box on your head and cut some holes to see.And wrap bubble wrap around your body and now you have your extreme daredevil suit.


5:For motivation look at a cute cat on the internet or get a friend to motivate you “DO IT ...COME ON!!’’.


6:Hop in 321 and blast off go as fast as you can and as you go off the cliff light the wings on fire and if you crash YAY! But if you don't then you failed.

Now hopefully you are in hospital i hope these steps helped.

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